February 2012
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And this is why I love The Dick Van Dyke Show.
Blanche: (feeling up Rob's jacket sleeve/ Rob) Ooh, this is nice! What do you call it?
Laura: MINE.
Feb 29th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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My teacher told me the other day that I was...
Mary Richards status has been achieved.
Feb 13th
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Jessica Lange in Cape Fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ankjafhjkhfaenekjbfbfjakbjabjbknakjj THIS MOVIE!!!!! I WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO BED.
Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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January 2012
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Just saw Extremely loud and Incredibly Close...
HOLY FUCK GO SEE IT RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE.
Jan 29th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Things That Made Yesterday Really Awesome
the weather was beautiful! i skipped my first two classes and slept an extra 2 hours i bought american horror story on iTunes my roommates actually expressed interesting in watching it with me i went to a frat party and got a little drunk
Jan 28th
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Walking around campus wearing rain boots when the...
…It’s sunny.
Jan 26th
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We’ll be censoring all of Tumblr in order to...
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Jan 22nd
Sometimes I am genuinely ashamed to be from this...
cassandradawn: The class of some broads these days is truly appalling. I want to take every slutty girl, dress her to the nines and give her an Audrey Hepburn box-set so that she can pick up a few tips. Then I feel like I can contribute to the degenerates I call peers.  Can I get in on this? We should start a business.
Jan 22nd
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“I don’t like the word selfless. It implies afterward there will be less...”
– Victoria Chase, Hot in Cleveland
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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“Never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back...”
– Monica Geller, talking about Janice
Jan 21st
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We’ll be deleting every Tumblr account that don’t...
tarebearr: I clicked on the source to see if this was legit. The staff really sent this. 
Jan 21st
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“A promise between friends means never having to give a reason.”
– Phoebe Buffay
Jan 21st
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Dear Samuel Walker Shepherd (aka Jessica Lange's...
You are only four years older than me so we should get married so that I can be related to your mother and die happy. Think about it.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Rob Petrie: Two days in the shoe business and I'm already a heel!
Laura Petrie: No, you're not. You're just a very sweet man who just made a very bad pun.
Rob: I do NOT make bad puns! Now, hand me the nutcracker, sweet?
Jan 21st
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